英語課本劇劇本 狐假虎威.doc

_英語課本劇劇本 狐假虎威. 旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens. (一) 琵琶彈奏：金蛇狂舞 場景：狐貍在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐貍，喘三口氣后，將狐貍翻轉過來。 老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指著狐貍的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha! 狐貍：(背過頭去，小聲地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do? (回過頭來，可憐地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but(左顧右盼) 老虎：(疑惑地)But what? 狐貍：(推脫中)But.(眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去)Beautiful! 老虎：(一把將狐貍拽回來) What? 狐貍：(向遠處努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, shes there! 老虎：(傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐貍乘機溜走)(l老虎望著空空如也的手) I hate fox!(氣得上竄下跳) (二) 旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜達中的狐貍，又一下子沖上去把狐貍壓在爪下。 (琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。) 老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first? (先撫摩狐貍的頭發(fā)，再打量狐貍的腿) 狐貍：(回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回過頭來，非常可憐狀)(二胡梁祝響起) Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐貍捂著臉痛苦地跪下)My mother says Im not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐貍突然躥起來) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are? 老虎：(得意極了，做出各種健美展示姿勢)Of course. Im a great animal. Im proud of myself. 狐貍：(試探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 劉翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you? 老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手將狐貍的腦袋推開)Look!(老虎一溜煙跑了起來) 狐貍：(揮揮手，遠遠望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配輕松得意的音樂) (三) 旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again. 老虎變聰明了躲在樹后面，一下子撲住了狐貍。 狐貍：(不解地)Who? 老虎：(意味深長地)Your old friend! Tiger! 狐貍：(裝傻地)Oh, havent see you for a long time. How are you?(狐貍幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服) 老虎：(陰險地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐貍聽了腳抖) 狐貍：(打噴嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit Iv cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, its all for your sake. 老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake? 狐貍：(可憐巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, Im not a normal fox! 老虎：(不甘示弱地)Im not a normal tiger, too. 狐貍：(娓娓道來) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子貍。 老虎：(沒明白)果子貍？ 狐貍：(一拍腦袋，假裝想起來)Oh, I forget, you cant speak Chinese! 老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! Ive learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟過來)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what? 狐貍：果子貍。 老虎：果子貍？SARS? 非典？ 狐貍：(點點頭)Yes! 老虎：(放開手，大叫著跑了)wa ya!(邊跑，邊擦手) (四) 旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest. 二胡演奏We are the champion 狐貍大搖大擺地走在前面，后