英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯 [關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話]

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話 互聯(lián)網(wǎng)不僅是我們生活中不行缺少的，而且也是我們工作學(xué)習(xí)之余緩解壓力、舒緩心情的重要渠道。我共享關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話：my little dog cant read mrs. brown: oh, my dear, i have lost my precious little dog! mrs. smith: but you must put an advertisement in the papers! mrs. brown: its no use, my little dog

2、cant read. 我的狗不識(shí)字 布朗夫人：哦，友愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不熟悉字。 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話：advice for kid a bit of advice for those about to retire. if you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. so when something has to be moved, lifted or loa

3、ded, they yell,get the kid. 忠告年輕者 這里想對(duì)將要退休者提一點(diǎn)忠告。假如你只有65歲的話，千萬(wàn)別進(jìn)退休社區(qū)。由于那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當(dāng)要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時(shí)，他們就叫喊，讓小的干吧。 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話：誰(shuí)能回答問(wèn)題，誰(shuí)就可以回家 teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老師：誰(shuí)能回到我下一個(gè)問(wèn)題，誰(shuí)就可以回家了。 one boy throws his bag out the window. 一個(gè)小男孩把書(shū)包扔到窗外。 teacher: who just threw t

4、hat?! 老師：誰(shuí)剛剛把書(shū)包扔出去了? boy: me! im going home now. 男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話：你眼睛都閉上了 when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: wake up, sir! 當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿

5、了。售票員留意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)憂這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：先生，醒醒! i wasnt asleep, the man answered. 我沒(méi)有睡著。那個(gè)男人回答。 not asleep? but you had your eyes closed. 沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀? i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我知道，我只是不情愿看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。 關(guān)于帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話：有風(fēng)度還是有禮貌 a fat man and a

6、skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一個(gè)胖子和一個(gè)瘦子在爭(zhēng)辯誰(shuí)更有禮貌。 the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子說(shuō)他更有禮貌，由于他常常對(duì)女士摘帽示意。 but the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度，由于無(wú)論什么時(shí)候他在車上給別人讓座時(shí)，總有兩位女士能坐下。