【英語小笑話及翻譯】 英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯【英語小笑話及翻譯】 英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯 民間笑話是一種頗受人們寵愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實基礎(chǔ)。我細心收集了英語小笑話及翻譯，供大家觀賞學習! 英語小笑話及翻譯：超前思維 an old man and a young man are traveling on the train. the young man asks:"excuse me, what time is it?' the old man does not answer. "excuse me, sir, what time is it?' t

2、he old man keeps silent. "sir, im asking you what time is it. why dont you answer?!' the old man says: son，the next stop is the last on this route. i dont know you，so you must he a stranger. if i answer you now, il1 have to invite you to my home. youre handsome，and i have a beautiful daught

3、er. you will both fall in love and you will want to get married. tell me, why would i need a son- in- law who can t even afford a watch?' 一個老人和一個年輕人坐在火車上旅行。年輕人問:"對不起，現(xiàn)在幾點了?'老人沒有回答。"對不起，現(xiàn)在幾點了?'老人還是保持緘默。"先生，我在問你現(xiàn)在幾點了。你為什么不回答我?!'那個老人說:"孩子，下一站就是終點了。我不熟悉你，所以我們是生疏人。假如我現(xiàn)

4、在回答你，我或許不得不邀請你去我家做客。你很英俊，恰好我有一個漂亮的女兒。那樣你們會相愛并且結(jié)婚。你說我為什么要一個連手表都買不起的女婿呢?' 英語小笑話及翻譯：假如只有一天 at a resort，a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea. 在一個度假勝地，一個家伙走向一個正在太陽低下坐著喝冰茶的老人。 younger guy says，hey, you are going to just sit around all day? how about it if yo

5、u join me for a round of gulf.' 年輕一些的人說:"嘿，你準備一成天都坐在這里嗎?和我去打一局高爾夫怎么樣?' no,'the older fellow replies，tried it once，didnt like it.' "不想去，'那個老人回答，"試過一次，不喜愛。' well then。'the younger fellow asks，how about a swim? it might be just as refreshing as your iced tea t

6、here.' "那好，'年輕人說，"那游泳怎么樣?那感覺或許和你喝冰茶一樣涼快。' no,'the older fellow responds，tried it once. didnt like it. but if youre game for tennis。my son will be here soon and is usually up for a game or two一you might want to play with him.' "不想去'，那個老人又回答，"我試過一次，不喜愛。但是假如你

7、想要打網(wǎng)球，我的兒子會很快過來和你打上一兩場。你會喜愛和他一起玩的。' younger fellow replies: your only child i presume? 年輕人說:"我估量那是你的獨生子吧?' 英語小笑話及翻譯：船長與大副 the first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captains turn to write in the ship s log so he wrote: the first mate was drunk today.

8、 一天大副喝酒喝得大醉，這天正好輪到船長記航行日志。他寫道:大副今日喝醉了。 he begged and pleaded to the captain to remove that entry but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the companys log it couldnt be deleted. the first mate decided to get even. the next time when it was the first mates turn to write in the log, he wrote: the captain was sober today. 大副苦苦請求船長不要把這個寫進去，但是船長說一旦寫進了航海日記就不能刪去了。大副因此打算要對船進步行報復。當輪到大副記航海日志的時候，他寫道:船長今