短英語(yǔ)小笑話大全帶翻譯20字

1、短英語(yǔ)小笑話大全帶翻譯20 字1、 The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.魚(yú)網(wǎng)你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。小女孩回答道。把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。2、 Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly - take this piece

2、and cut it two!兩塊蛋糕湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？媽媽：當(dāng)然可以拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！3、 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the chil

3、dren. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫?！翱矗?”哥哥說(shuō)， “這些畫多漂亮呀！ ”“是啊， ”弟弟說(shuō)道， “可是在所有這些畫中， 只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”哥哥想了一會(huì)兒，然后解釋道： “很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄。 ”4、 The little boy did not like the look of the bar

4、king dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know theproverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒(méi)有關(guān)系， ”一位先生說(shuō)，

5、“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎： 吠狗不咬人。 ”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”5、 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

6、 在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。6、 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母親問(wèn)她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么？?jī)鹤域湴恋卣f(shuō)：什么都沒(méi)教，媽媽。她

7、反倒問(wèn)我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。7、 Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的？為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢？你看艾迪一聲兒都

8、不出?，旣悾簨寢專袭?dāng)然不會(huì)出聲了，因?yàn)槲覀儌z正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。8、 The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three weresix and then she said that two and four were six

9、too新老師9、 月 1 日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3 加 3 得 6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2 加 4 也得 69 誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人who was the first man ？ 誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人 a teacher said to her class: ”who was the first man? ”一個(gè)老師問(wèn)她的學(xué)生： “誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人”“george washington, ” a little boy shouted promptly 一個(gè)小男孩立刻大聲說(shuō)： “喬治.華盛頓?！薄癶ow do you make out that george washington was the first man ？”asked the teacher ， smiling indulgently 老師帶著寵溺的笑容問(wèn)這個(gè)男生： “你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個(gè)男人呢?！薄癰ecause, ” said the little